Calendar Rape

In business, the art of stealing someones time by creating a meeting that you didn't consent to thus unnecessarily jamming up your schedule.

Johnny set up that meeting without talking to me. I needed that time and could have done without the calendar rape. Now I have to rearrange the entire day.

by Mully2222 January 24, 2018

caleesa

Caleesa is a beautiful, geougeous person she usually has a best friend named Taylor. She is very athletic, she is a very loyal girlfriend, but if you treat her right she will treat you right back, but if other wise there will be for a flying.

I love Caleesa so much can't wait to meet her again

by Venelope January 27, 2018

calendar battleship

The act of negotiating a meeting time by listing your available times for a meeting to others, and hoping one of those times hits an available time from the other parties to the meeting.

Glad you can make that time; calendar battleship is exhausting.

by calendar_battleship August 14, 2018

Caleeb

The Hebrew definition of the name Caleb can mean enthusiastic or active, adding another "e" to Caleb adds enthusiasm twice, which can be defined as getting "lit" or "hype". It is mainly the young who condone this behavior.

"YNG Caleeb getting lit like he just popped a xan, it's party time I might pop out in a van".

by -BurritoKing- July 14, 2021

Caleeann

The best girl you will ever meet in you life she will come out of no where and be there for you and call you a baby ragger but will always luv u and be in you life and be the best person ever to you.

Dude caleeann is fuckin smoken

by Bruh u know baby ragger June 5, 2022

Clear my Calendar

The process of pooping prior to a business meeting or other event that may keep you from using the bathroom. Pooping prior to the event, as such to avoid abrupt exits during the meeting.

Excuse me, I just need to clear my Calendar before our 3:00pm meeting.

by SS Cruiser August 15, 2022

Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event

Politically Correct gone mad. Towards the end of the Julian Calendar cycle, the company you work for may invite you to an event formerly known as a Christmas Party.

Company email: You are hereby invited to the Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event. Please respond by Thursday if you wish to attend. There will be ham.
Employee response: No dice baby, I'm celebrating Christmas that day.

by NaughtyJim December 7, 2010