Canuck

Like an American, except weaker and less inept in basic World and US History. Their daily habits include bashing Americans with unfunny and cookie cut jokes or historic "facts".

Canuck: "We burnt down the White House and invented the telephone!"
Factual History: "Umm, not really."

by hatred October 25, 2003

canuckman77

a epic person who knows how to make a game :sunglasses:

This canuckman69 *canuckman77 knows how to run a game.

by Minecraftepic gamer December 7, 2020

Canuck

Beaver, water-dwelling mammal. Not to be confused with canadian slang term.

The river flooded. Those hairy canucks were at it again making a dam.

by MontrealLover9876 June 27, 2011

Vancouver Canucks

Canada's best NHL team, and the best in the NHL. Won the Stanley Cup in 2009/2010 season.

Daaauuuyyyuuummmm....Burrows and the Sedins are the $hit! Vancouver Canucks are the best ever!

by CanucksKickAsss February 4, 2010

Canuckistanian

A term used in jest to refer to a Canadian, the Canadian-English dialect, or Canadian culture as a whole in post-9/11 America. This playfully derogatory term came to fruition as a parody of xenophobic pseudo-nationalistic phrases such as 'freedom fries' that came into existence after the terrorist activities of September 11, 2001, and the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq that followed. Canuckistanian is a combination of the word 'Canuck' and the generic phrase 'istanian' which is often tagged onto other words to imply deviance and un-Americanism. Canuckistanians are citizens of Canuckistania.

"I'm sorry, I don't speak Canuckistanian."

"I'll be damned if one of those border-hopping Canuckistanians comes in and steals my job!"

"Eh? Oh, you're Canuckistanian aren't you?"

"If those insidious Canuckistanians have their way, our kids will be growing up learning the alphabet from A to Zed."

"Is that real Canuckistanian maple syrup, or is it just an imitation?"

"If you Canuckistanians don't watch it, Bush is gonna invade your country too and rename it South Alaska."

by Tarin_Yote August 24, 2006

canuck

Anyone that carpetbags the US from a northerly direction.

Those Canucks are a little more slippery than the Mexicans, because at least the Mexicans can admit that they want to be American.

by downsizedspiderman October 11, 2006

canuckified

... is when you have dumped your crappy-ass team and become a fanatic of the Vancouver Canucks. Good for you.

"Even though I was born in Calgary, and raised a Flames fan, once I moved to B.C., I was canuckified."

by Jim Robson November 17, 2011