Shirt Cunting

Spending the day wearing only a shirt and letting you're hairy bush flow free in the wind

God look at that chick!! she's shirt cunting, wrong its always the old ones!!

by none shirt cocker November 4, 2009

cunting out

The act of unnecessarily being a arrant bitch.

"Sarah was totally cunting out today. She must be on her period or something"

"Josh cunted out and almost canceled dinner plans because it was too much for him to handle."

by betch March 25, 2007

Winter Contingency

WINTER CONTINGENCY is an official United Nations Space Command emergency plan that deals with situations where Covenant forces have become aware of or are invading a UEG colony. It was first mentioned in the UNSCDF Instruction EM-277 on March 10, 2526.

Carter: "Colonel, this is Noble One. There are no rebels. The Covenant are on Reach. Acknowledge?"
Holland: "Come again, Noble One? Did you say Covenant?"
Carter-A259: "Affirmative. It's the WINTER CONTINGENCY."
Holland: "May God help us all."

by itchywetscrotum July 27, 2021

Son of a Mother Cunting Cunt

swear word pornography, that's the only way I can describe it,

anyone on the receiving end better buckle the fuck up.

Dave: So she stole grabbed the money, your PC, stole your car and drove for the border.

Bill: If i see that Son of a Mother Cunting Cunt again i'll cut her head clean off her shoulders.

Dave: ...

by M4Shermanator1776 October 18, 2018

contingency

absence of certainty in events, a possibility (n)

The new multi-storeyed hotel was questioned on its contingency evacuation plans in the wake of a disaster.

by Sana_m April 16, 2010

Cunting it

When a woman grinds her genitals on an object(usually long). This is never to be confused with masturbating because "Cunting it" involves thrust action whereas masturbating doesn't.

I walked in on my Mother Cunting it last night. It was a traumatic experience

by Rumo March 2, 2008

Cunting

When something is not working correctly

1)Gramps is cunting right now, we've been taking bong rips in his Jeep for hours and he still hasn't realized
2)dude, my printer is cunting right now

by Moscow Mark April 24, 2009