How to avoid coronavirus 

1. Wash your hands
2. Sneeze and cough into in your hand or a tissue

3.only use the mask if you have the coronavirus

How to avoid Coronavirus

How to avoid coronavirus by You know what I mean March 20, 2020

Coronavirus 

A virus that makes people watch Contagion, a movie from 2011

John: Hey, wanna watch Contagion?
Micheal: Why?
John: Because of the Coronavirus.
Micheal: So?
John: We need to watch it, or else.
Micheal: Okay, whatever.

Coronavirus by IThinkMyEmailWasHacked March 27, 2020

coronavirus 

a fucking virus that started in china on december 2019 that has a death rate of 2-5% and around 150m infections
also known as sars cov 2.

My father died from coronavirus.

coronavirus by fordashy is gay June 11, 2021

The Coronavirus 

A sex position like doggy-style except the person that's behind wraps his hands around the mouth and nostrils of the person on the bottom, making it hard for her to breathe

Note: heteronormative pronouns were used as placeholders; the position itself is gender netural, just like the pandemic :)

While in the Coronavirus position:

Him: Oh yeah, you sexy little oxygen whore; breathe for daddy

Her: * wheezes * mmhfdfhg yes corona-daddy fuck me, oh fuck me

Him: it's so hot when you call me that

The Coronavirus by EyyCrossroads March 20, 2020

coronavirus 

A virus that infects the entire world. Started in China. How it was started is unknown.

The U.S. is the current leader in coronavirus cases.

coronavirus by CanPenguinsFly March 28, 2020

Coronavirus boredom

Coronavirus Boredom is the boredom occurred because you can't do anything because there are no sports going on and everything is closed or there is no tissue paper in the bathroom when you go out

OMG I have the Coronavirus Boredom again

Coronavirus boredom by its corona timeeeee March 16, 2020

Coronavirus (Covid-19) 

A disease that causes drama and self isolation so you can be lonely forever and hated upon while still suffocating because you have to wear a stoooooopid mask all the friggn time. It also causes that 2020 sucks and should be cancelled.

Karen, wear your stupid mask you stoopid head, coronavirus (Covid-19) is no joke ha

Coronavirus (Covid-19) by SilviaGabster277 September 27, 2020