Commie Mike

A Finding Nemo Bastard.

Commie Mike is SO HOT!

by Titty Bob and Bart Le Froof October 30, 2004

commie kludge

a ill-assorted collection of poorly-matching parts, forming a distressing communist whole

you are a commie kludge

by dfgdsfgsdfg July 15, 2011

commie mother fucker

A series of words to describe something you don't like.

Frend: Wanna play FORTNITE?
Me: commie mother fucker

by Yate485794032 October 8, 2019

commie tears

commie tears is the act of taking ones cum and sharing it with everyone in the room preferably its when everyone cums inside a cup mix with vodka and each person has to sip sharing the cum amongst your fellow cummers

me and mark had 6 other friends over we all jerk off into a cup and commie tears with our friends

by ancientalienrockdweller September 6, 2021

commie tears

Similar to Male tears, AKA semen, and it's usually drunken by butt hurt Yankees.

Yankee:Communism doesn't work *Drinks commie tears*

by Billy MacBigBollocks April 20, 2018

commie cut

Side parting half-long hair style, resembling to East-European fashion trends in the 1970s and 1980s. Cut on purpose of retro ambitions or by inability of the barber in charge.

"What happened to your hair?! It looks so weird!" - "Why weird? Yesterday I went to the barber and asked for something different - and he cut this funky commie cut."

by toko March 17, 2008

commie queef

Bloody vagina fart, usually after period sex.

Guy 1: "How was your valentine's day?"
Guy 2: "My girlfriend was on her period, but we still fucked. She accidentally commie queefed on the sheets though."
Guy 1: "Oh man, that's gonna be hard to get out. You should try Oxi Clean, it's definitely something to shout about."

by Tiger Whyte July 9, 2017