Cumbusted

It is when you masturbate and you let cum out of your penis in less than 2.5 seconds.

I cumbusted yesterday and it makes me sad it went fast.

by Cumbustedcreator December 2, 2021

Comcasted

To be fucked over by comcast customer support including but not limited to customer service, comcast technicians, or the comcast equipment they provide. This also could include technicians not showing up to the job and lying about leaving messages.

I got comcasted today when I left work early to wait for Comcast to come and repair my internet only to not have anyone show up for the appointment.

by mrobz September 9, 2016

Cumbasted

Using a turkey baster of sperm to impregnate a female.

The disheartened wife had to be cumbasted since her husband was incapable of impregnating her.

by Rob "Wohali" Prahl November 9, 2016

Computed

When something is the best.

When something makes a lot of sense.

This is from the classic Sci-Fi film THE RISE OF THE ROBOTS, whenever the robots talked or ended a sentence they said "computed". Nerds that love this film would use the phrase at comic cons and other nerd/geek events and it is now common.

Man that film you made sure is computed.

That dude over there computed the rock history test.

by Robot Dude April 14, 2018

Comsulted

When your work mate gets you a severe HR complaint after you bought him a bday boost juice, banana bread and ripped into cause he is an awesome bloke but your mannerisms took men's credibility backwards as a whole

As u know i didnt do anything or have been comsulted with all this shit

by BEN AKA OI BEN August 30, 2018

CUMBUSTERINA

It means when are a man and squirt like a girl

Bro I did a cumbusterina yesterday

by CUMBUSTERINA February 14, 2019

Combusty

When a woman is not only so full of fire that she is combustible and exploding with hotness, and she's also got big tits.

Damn, this girl is combusty man. I'll need to bring ugly Dan to lower the temperature.

by cloudywithachanceofgivingafuck November 30, 2020