Coffee 

Simply put, it's one of the most pathetic excuses for looking like "a fancy high-strung hunk of 'Can't get my ass out of bed' crap who want's to feel good abput him/her self"

I drink Coffee because it help's me wake up.

Coffee by Free from Stupid March 5, 2009

Coffee 

Coffee (verb): to procure and drink the drink of gods.

Students on way to school.
Student 1: I'm going coffee?(Rhetorical Question)
(Meaning; i'm going to get and drink coffee, wanna come?)
Student 2: .......
Student 1: (Goes to Cafe and gets coffee)

Coffee by Triple shot short black May 5, 2011

Coffee 

The shit people drink every morning to wake their ass up. Even though there teeth will yellow to point of being gold and breath so stank the shittiness of it is palpable.

Damn, someone had drunk to much coffee this morning. Yo teeth is blockin out THE SUN!

Coffee by Crazybastard4everQWERTY March 13, 2015

Coffee 

One who is coughed upon.

Jane coughed on Jim, Jim punched her. Jim is a bad coffee.

I was coughed on, I am a coffee.

Coffee by OfficerCash March 26, 2009

coffee 

Coffee is an acronym for Condoms organised fantastic fucks endlessly ensured.

I received a message from a woman, a good friend, asking me to meet her for coffee in Dublin.

coffee by St Ias December 28, 2005

coffee 

a crystalline compound that is found especially in tea and coffee plants and is a stimulant of the central nervous system.

Want some coffee?
Yea sure bro <3

coffee by IeatCeral March 3, 2017

coffee 

someone who is coughed upon

"is the coffee ok? no he contracted bronchitis"

coffee by Jabliz February 24, 2009