Charlezard

The legendary Pokemon of all legendary Pokemon, Charlezard is the strongest creature to grace this planet with its presence. Mewtwo urinates himself if he is within a two mile radius of the Charlezard. Rumor has it, not even a Masterball can capture the almighty Charlezard. Charlezard created Arceus and made Rayquaza its personal servant. Charlezard also has a gnarly beard and the fiercest roar in all of the lands.

Arceus: Rayquaza, Mewto, neither of you have a chance! Now suck my balls.
Mewtwo: Don't make us tell Charlezard on you!!
Arceus: I'll behave!

by Jiggedy! September 8, 2012

charzard

when someone post deceiving pictures of themselves to make themselves look better, but in reality they're gross.

Leslie is such a charzard, she isn't that skinny in real life.

by muscle mel June 12, 2011

Charizarding

When you light a girls pubes on fire then nut on it to put it out while flapping your arms and screaming “you don’t have enough badges to train me”

“How was the charizarding last night?”
“I loved it!”

by Syekahdi March 13, 2020

Charziard

You know that pokemon ash fucked... Right? I think I saw an episode like that or was it porn, Hmmm.

You're so hot "groan" Your insides are even hotter. Oh god I think I just. I love you Charziard, Ash says

by LagIsReal July 3, 2014

Charizelda

A guy that tries to play pokemon with every person he meets. A poke-monger, you could say

That charizelda kid pisses me off, holy shit he's coming over here!

by Lester Claypool August 1, 2003

Charitard

Noun. A "charitard" is a kid who is so obsessed with Pokemon and DragonBall Z and other shitty japanese cartoons that he is retarded.

Dude, Ray is such a charitard. I swear, the kid just watches too much Pokemon, his brain has gone to wack.

by Zak December 25, 2003

charizardwizard130

Me a furry hater

Charizardwizard130

by Charizardwizard130 September 20, 2020