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by Oliver is pog champ October 03, 2021
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Forklift Certified

When the man picks up their partner with her legs straight up past their head while holding their partner up by their shoulders at a 90 degree angle while engaging in penetration.
Hey honey, you want me to be forklift certified tonight?
by Homosexual Homosapien April 22, 2022
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Forklift certified

Adj.: Someone who carries a heavy load. A man known for producing large amounts of ejaculate.
"Just so you know, baby, if you're going to swallow, you better open wide because I'm forklift certified."
by Hungry Joe71 July 30, 2023
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CERTIFIED BALLERS

The best type of gangster group you will ever meet.
by y-weezy April 29, 2007
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Certified hater

Someone who will disagree and hate on anything and everything just because they think it makes them cool. This is a full time job and takes a lot of effort to disagree with everything 24 hours a day. Usually these people are ugly.
“Damn Ben has been really negative lately, what’s his deal?”

He just got a new job as a certified hater, you couldn’t tell?
by tvthestallion August 12, 2019
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Certifiably Insane

A degrading term that stubborn girls say to get under your skin about a mental disorder, or perhaps you went to the mental hospital for help.
Your girlfriend is certifiably insane, shes incrediable because of how crazy she really is.
by MRS. Caitlin Crisis June 01, 2015
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