Be caught dead

To really not like something and don’t wanna be seen in it.

“wow bro you really gonna wear those shoes? I would Be caught dead in them”

by bluepanther539 April 5, 2023

caught in the perve

When you're checking out a hot girl and she was totally expecting it, so you quickly look away, but at this point its too late.. cos its blindingly obvious you were caught in the perve.

It doesn't always have to be the girl that catches you, sometimes it can be the boyfriend of the girl who you only notice a second later, when hes giving the evils.

dude: mate, check out the girl over there!
mate: o yeah awesome!!..o crap...
dude: what?
mate: I just got caught in the perve

innocent dude: woah!! that girl has nice tits!
boyfriend: what the f*** you think you're doing checking out my girl!?
innocent dude: crap

by London_guitarist August 7, 2010

Caught The Turtle

Phrase used in the place of saying “Shat My Pants”, “Shit My Pants”, “Sharted”, and “Pinched A Nugget”.

“Hold up, I Just Caught The Turtle.”

“Benny Caught The Turtle on the tower of terror the other day.”

“If I hear that you Caught The Turtle at scream fest I’m going to fucking break up with you so fucking fast you won’t know what fucking hit you!!!”

by ShowerheadMcgee March 31, 2020

Caught in a melvin

To get 4 DUI'S

That dude is going to jail again for being caught in a melvin.

by yo00092 June 23, 2009

Caught Toobin

The act of forgetting you were Skype fapping before your virtual work meeting, and Zoom automatically turns on your camera catching you sausage-in-hand.

I was home alone and was caught Toobin

by JUMBOpin October 21, 2020

Caught in a Genjutsu

A type of seizure caused by sitting too close to the TV. Symptoms include hallucinating that you've wound up in Oklahoma.

You must have been caught in a genjutsu from sitting too close to the TV.

by MalumLibrum958 April 23, 2023

caught a body

to kill someone

"I got the feds on me and on top of everything, I just caught a body."

by Smegmid June 7, 2023