While many clubs might be difficult to join, not many have such unusual requirements for membership as the “Caterpillar Fight Club.”
It has been described as the club that no one wants to join. And those who become members do so, quite literally, by accident. All you need to do is successfully capture multiple monarch caterpillars, put them on a milkweed stalk and after they have gone to bed, in the middle of the night, one caterpillar will decide to wake up all the others for a thumping, whumping caterpillar fight and engage in a territorial battle violently striking each other over feeding territory.
It has been described as the club that no one wants to join. And those who become members do so, quite literally, by accident. All you need to do is successfully capture multiple monarch caterpillars, put them on a milkweed stalk and after they have gone to bed, in the middle of the night, one caterpillar will decide to wake up all the others for a thumping, whumping caterpillar fight and engage in a territorial battle violently striking each other over feeding territory.
“Did you hear about Shelby and Taylor?”
“Nah, what happened?”
“They got busted hosting a caterpillar fight club”
“WHAAAAT”
“Yeah dude, their fine was like 1,000 milkweeds per caterpillar as restitution”
“Nah, what happened?”
“They got busted hosting a caterpillar fight club”
“WHAAAAT”
“Yeah dude, their fine was like 1,000 milkweeds per caterpillar as restitution”
by TardyB June 19, 2021
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Yesterday at the orgy, I experienced the almighty sexual human caterpillar.
Let’s try out the sexual human caterpillar tonight!
Let’s try out the sexual human caterpillar tonight!
by 🤗🤗🤗🤗 October 5, 2017
Get the sexual human caterpillar mug.When someone is punched in the dick so hard it comes through the Anus and sticks out the prolapsed anus like a cocoon.
by Sec8 July 16, 2022
Get the Caterpillar that never hatches mug.Guy 1: Want some candy?
Guy 2: Yea sure *digs like crazy to get as much candy as possible*
Guy 1: Damn, don't go all caterpillar on it!
Guy 2: Yea sure *digs like crazy to get as much candy as possible*
Guy 1: Damn, don't go all caterpillar on it!
by tikibone January 24, 2012
Get the go all caterpillar mug.To sit down on a flat surface and extend your legs in front of you then pushing them into the ground, eventually pulling the rest of your body forward to wherever you want to go. Like a caterpillar motion.
Often used at sporting events to maneuver around blond kids.
Often used at sporting events to maneuver around blond kids.
Derrick: Oh man I wish I could move around whilst sitting on the ground
Oswald: Do a human caterpillar!
Derrick: Yeah alright.
Oswald: Do a human caterpillar!
Derrick: Yeah alright.
by Nikkoss August 20, 2012
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Get the full as a caterpillars sock drawer mug.Girl 1: Did you here what happened to Janey?
Girl 2: Did she get herpes again?
Girl 1: No, that was last week. Jimmy gave her a Caterpillar Squeeze!
Girl 2: *slaps Girl 1 and begins vomiting uncontrollably*
Girl 2: Did she get herpes again?
Girl 1: No, that was last week. Jimmy gave her a Caterpillar Squeeze!
Girl 2: *slaps Girl 1 and begins vomiting uncontrollably*
by Phreakin Mohican October 24, 2011
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