catastrophise

To describe an event in a horrific, gruesome, and tragic way.

I tend to catastrophise when explain my thoughts of the war on terrorism.

by Steve May 13, 2005

Catastrophe

Originated from the same exact french word, is preferably yelled out as a drunken calming down when faced to surprising circumstances.

Lucy: Motherfuck, our boarding house coordinator is here and we are dressed up like sluts and drunk and...

Natalya: C'EST PAS UNE GRANDE CATASTROPHE!

by lucyandzoeonelvoe August 10, 2010

Catastrofail

1. A failure of catastrophic proportions.
2. A failure resulting in death.

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failure

1. "Your life is a catastrofail."

by Ronta T. April 26, 2008

Catastrophist

The person who sees the worst possible outcome in everything.

Being a catastrophist, Benji’s mother imagined her son falling through the glass table every time he tried to climb on It.

by Pumpkin123 May 10, 2018

catas

just another world for cat

look at the catas

by skitzo da ryda June 13, 2022

freeball-catastrophe

A freeball-catastrophe is getting your pubes caught in your zipper.

My roomie, Matt, had a freeball-catastrophe - got his pubes caught in his zipper -- they had to cut them off!!

by USAF Cadet November 5, 2020

Catamount

The Catamount is a mythical creature supposedly found in the mountains of the Northeastern United States. In most aspects it closely resembles a mountain lion, lynx or bobcat, excepting it's ability to shit blocks of cheddar cheese, piss maple syrup and exhale THC.

Stoner 1: Dude I was so baked last night I'm pretty sure saw a catamount
Stoner 2: oh yeah?
Stoner 1: yeah! i had it piss on my waffles they were delicious

by tom 12 April 28, 2010