The Catamount is a mythical creature supposedly found in the mountains of the Northeastern United States. In most aspects it closely resembles a mountain lion, lynx or bobcat, excepting it's ability to shit blocks of cheddar cheese, piss maple syrup and exhale THC.
Stoner 1: Dude I was so baked last night I'm pretty sure saw a catamount
Stoner 2: oh yeah?
Stoner 1: yeah! i had it piss on my waffles they were delicious