Cart Racing

At the end of a nitrous binge, you know in your fucking haze you did not do at least 1 or 2, so everybody starts digging through carts looking for a sealed one.

Man did you see those wooks fucking cart racing?

by Punky Wookster January 17, 2020

cart cast

When a cart shatters, one usually assembles a cart cast; a rapidly built patching/splint built around said cart made of mostly tape, glue, and precision. It keeps the cart intact, upright, and in most cases, working.

A: yo, sorry I dropped your cart yesterday.

B: no worries, I made a cart cast so it’s still hitting.

by Dedede September 7, 2020

Cart Waggler

A person selling fruit for an outrageously high price that nobody would ever actually think of buying

buddy's a real cart waggler, try to avoid him

by Chillingallday November 28, 2020

cart goblin

(noun) A mythical goblin that steals the content(s) of your shopping cart during online checkout, leaving you empty handed.

I was trying to buy a low print run comic book, but the cart goblin beat to me.

by MrGrimmace February 10, 2021

cart goblined

(verb) The past tense act of a mythical goblin having stolen the content(s) of your shopping cart during online checkout, leaving you empty handed.

I was in the middle of checkout, but I got cart goblined!

by MrGrimmace February 10, 2021

cart vulture

A person very eagerly awaiting to take your cart at a shopping mall or grocery store, to the point of uncomfortably standing beside you in the parking lot and starring while you put your groceries in the car, just because they either want a motorized cart with a full battery , or a tiny shopping buggy.

"I could barely get my groceries in the truck, before the cart vulture wanted to swoop off in my beeping chair".

by DeeAnnDee52 July 13, 2022

Cart Drifting

Cart Drifting is something where a person gets in a cart and is moving at the speed of a cart, but with STYLE. The movement of a cart is depended on and person to push/pull the cart, they can also use wind, a stick, magic or some type of water fueled engine that can move the cart. If you see two men in Black suits for the last one, you might wanna skedaddle

There are also different type of carts to cart that just right for Cart Drifting, Target carts for example are slick with there wheels allowing for the carts to be fast and loose,
Walmart carts on the other hand always have that on wheel on top right of the cart. You know the one, it swerves and squeaks a lot which makes the cart emotionally unstable and is the main cause for 45% of cart fatality rates. That doesn't mean it isn't possible to not Cart Drift on them.

Now that you know that it's awesome, go and Drift on them hoes.

"Mommy, what are those grown men doing riding on those carts?"

"Don't look, They're Cart Drifting sweetie. They're a bad influence"

by Julion Dee Carter July 13, 2022