camper slave

When a nigga camping his ass off in a video game.

Allah: “Jesus christ, Anas is camping again.”
David: “Don't worry homie, Anas is a camper slave.”

by hotgrill January 17, 2022

Camper Aids

Diarrhea, flob sweat, gut grumbles, Cinnabon, and aching grundle that ensue after consuming food of questionable origin.

Most often contracted after partaking of a meal obtained from a food truck, or “camper”.

Connotatively referred to as “food poisoning” by the uninitiated.

“Ugh, I got a wicked case of camper aids after my wife forced me to eat at that food truck.”

by samskquantsh December 28, 2019

camper damper

A moist fart that occurs at some point beyond day two of camping. It lingers and adds to the plethora or aromas normally associated with camping and not showering for days. May require a confidence wipe.

After a few days of camping, drinking, and eating hotdogs over the campfire, I let out a camper damper that was so wet it sounded like it was underwater. My crack is like a slip-n-slide. The smell was best described as thick.

by mc? July 4, 2011

Camper's Handjob

A sexual manuever whereby a man is masturbated by two hands rubbing together with the penis in the middle. This motion simulates the movement by campers around a fire trying to warm up their hands.

After the long night by the fire, Julie's hands were freezing, so she warmed them up by giving Luke the old "Camper's Handjob".

by Evan_12345 January 16, 2006

camper fag

A person who camps like no one I have ever seen. They claim it is being strategic but really it's just camping. They claim that they didn't camp even though they only had six deaths the only game.

Me: YOU FUCKING CAMPER.
Seth King: I'm not a camper I'm just strategic.
Me: You're a fucking camper fag.
Seth King: Just because I'm using a M16 Heartbeat Sensor.
Me: Camper fag....

by Thatkidwhocallsoutcampers. March 13, 2010

camper move

A amateur, or attempt at something, that you are not fully aware of the outcome, most likely, dangerous, but at the humor of the onlookers.

I wouldn't light that cigarette near the fuel shed, that's a camper move

by Zapper 4 October 24, 2020

camper dick

A camper dick is another term for an uncircumcised penis. In other words, his dick is in a sleeping bag!

I was making out with a new guy the other night and when I stuck my hand down his pants I realized he had a camper dick! Ewwwwww

by Sassy Six August 7, 2018