mum bummer

The act of being overly nice and polite to the parents of friends/acquaintances, especially mothers, when you are in fact brash and filthy around your peers.

See also: dad spooner, granny grinder

We needed to leave but Kevin was busy being a mum bummer and we got there ten minutes late.

I'm wasn't mum bumming, she was just asking me all these questions.

by barkbat October 22, 2009

Stoked Bummer

A feeling that arises from a bitter-sweet moment in which you are happy (or "Stoked") about a particular circumstance, while simultaneously saddened (total "Bummer" dude!) due to a consequence of the same event. Only really applies to people in Souther California, or events taking place there.

Me: Dude, so I'm stoked that my little sister is getting a sweet gig in Portland but I'm bummed-out that it means she will be moving out of SoCal.
Buddy: Yeah, Stoked Bummer man.
Me: Double True.

by The Slippery Banana August 11, 2011

Bummer

a bummer is usually found at partys one who smokes cigarettes but doesnt ever bring a pack and continues to ask/bum cigarettes off others

bummer: hey you got a cigarette i can bum off you
person: not for you
bummer: hey how bout you do you have a cig?
person 2: no this is my last one

by my fingers hurt September 12, 2009

Summer bummer

They state of being bummed because your summer was completely wasted or it didn't turn out how you wanted it to be and now you have to face the consequences of no more holidays because your days were over.

I'm afraid that we're going summer bummer.

by danswords July 14, 2019

Dog Bummer

He who bums dogs

Barnsely Dave Bums Dogs

by James April 3, 2003

Bummies

a kinder gentler anal sex usually with a small penis and lots of lube

After trying for months to nail her in the butthole he final convinced her by showing her his penis, and she realized she wouldn't get ripped up and it would just be some bummies.

by leftmargin August 17, 2012

bummer

the act or process of anal sex; one who enjoys anal sex

Patrick: Wow, Dakota is such a bummer.

Analysa: He definitely like to take it up the ass.

by The Sex Factor August 16, 2010