Contrabass Bugle

The Biggest Baddest Instrument in the Marching band!
often misnamed as a Contrabass Tuba, it can be called contrabass, tuba, Contra (the most common name), or HOLY MOFOing monstrosity (normally the first reaction when you see it for the first time

Can wiegh between 35 to 85 pounds, hard to march with (since they block 50% of periferal view), super expencsive, and the people that play it are the coolest, toughest, badass people out there, Contra Players should always be treaten with respet, and always allowed to sit in the back of the bus, be last in the line, or the last in anything (it just how they roll)

"What that giant entanglement of metal being carred on that guys shoulder"
"Thats a contrabass Bugle, friend, the best thing in this band"

by two=ba June 12, 2009

Gerard Butler

An actor from Scotland who is best known for his work in The Phantom of the Opera, 300, P.S: I Love You, RocknRolla, The Ugly Truth and most recently, Law-Abiding Citizen and How to Train Your Dragon. He started out as a lawyer before switching to acting. He tends to either be commended or slaughtered (usually slaughtered) for his singing in The Phantom of the Opera, since prior to accepting the role he had not undergone any long-term voice lessons and is not primarily a singer. He retains his Scottish accent to this day, which makes the fangirls go crazy, and is responsible for making the words "THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!!" known all over the world. He's also known as one of the nicest celebrities around, and is extremely funny!

There goes Gerard Butler in The Phantom of the Opera again...I don't care what they say, I like his voice!

by amorailuv July 26, 2010

bugger off

Piss off, go away, move on, shithead.

Bugger off, asshole, you just dented my car!

by Funk July 16, 2003

fart bugle

To fart through a wind instrument and produce funky sounds.

I saw Ornette Coleman the other night, and man, his playin' was so damn funky - like when Le Petomane was playin' the ol'e fart bugle in Paris way back in the day.

by Shit_4_Brains June 22, 2007

buggering arseholes

Expletive to be used when a simple "Shit!" just won't cut the mustard.

Oh buggering arseholes, I've sent the porn subscription to Aunt Mabel and the get well soon card to Paul Raymond Publishing.

by mockschmock December 14, 2006

Mark Butler

The most handsome and musically talented man on the planet.

He's a true YamYam. He has done us proud.

We love you shark.

When i saw Mark Butler on MTV i wanted to faint.

Mark Butler's new album "Shark Time" is AMAZING

by JacobM October 3, 2009

Bugger paste

Slimy post sex residue that leads to vaginal squelching for a short time afterwards. Can also be used as a derogative term for anyone you dont like. Can also be pronounced "booergooer Peerst". Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Miklitoris

Did you just follow through dear? Oh no, its just bugger paste darling.

by Sir Toby July 20, 2008