bruced

The act of getting drunk out of your mind.
Let's play "the game" (fingers). Everybody put your drink in the cup, the loser is getting bruced. Looks like somebody is walking home tonight!
by king381 August 09, 2012
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bruced

Derek: What's the point of a fancy purse? Seriously.
Emily: *pouts* It's pretty!
Derek: You just got bruced.
by Emily Connell October 15, 2008
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bruce bogtrotter

what u look like because you are really fucking fat.
you are fatter than fucking bruce bogtrotter you fatass
by you like men October 20, 2021
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Bruce U

Bruce U is a Ugandan superfighter, and Kung Fu Master. Within Uganda, everybody knows Kung Fu, but Bruce U is the best. Having grown up in the slums of Uganda, he was able to master the art of Kung-Fu, and is the greatest warrior in all of the nation.

Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee cannot defeat his superior fighting technique
Captain Alex: "Where is the criminal Tiger Mafia?"
Bogwandi: "They are fighting Kung Fu Master, Bruce U!"
Captain Alex: "They will be vanquished."
by Warlord Savimbi March 29, 2019
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Bruce Lee

Chuck Norris was no match for Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon, once the kung-fu master understood his opponent's fighting style.
by Lexiconartist January 15, 2013
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Bruce Sip

1) An awkward drinking posture, manner and style; an attempt to avoid consuming an alcoholic beverage

2) Utilizing an awkward posture or style to avoid consuming alcohol, when you call someone out on doing a Bruce sip, you are calling them unmanly and unaccustomed to consuming strong beverages

3) Apathetic beverage ritual, the “Bruce sip”; consuming an alcoholic beverage by rotating one's head backwards simultaneously rotating the glass forward- keeping the top of the glass perpendicular to the floor
“You bruce sip that again and I'm going to take that drink away from you and give it to my daughter!”

“I don’t mean to lame out, but that shot was so strong I Bruce sipped it”.
by lookwhattheydidtomyboy January 24, 2013
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Bruce Banner

Known as the alter ego for the Hulk. It is also known as someone who has a green vein on their penis. Not many people are sure as to why the green vein is there, but it could only be known as radioactive.
Doctor, you may want to come look at this. This guy has a Bruce Banner, and his name is DJShockJock.
by Djshockjock April 07, 2019
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