Brocephus

A total bro-dude that spends every minute of free time drinking protein shakes, bench pressing, and getting ripped. He is also likely to be muscularly the biggest of his group of bro-friends, meaning he is probably the least smart of them and makes up for it with his loud, obnoxious, douchie sense of humor.

When getting a haircut, he asks the hair stylist to also trim his beard because he can't reach his face because of his huge biceps.

*Receptionist - "Who was that guy that came in to get his haircut?"
*Stylist- "Oh, that's just Brocephus, back to get his usual douchie crew cut."

by Ibozeek January 4, 2015

Brosephering

The act of having a large dick or being a complete bro

Jamal is a total brosepher she couldnt handle it,
I was brosephering when i sent my bitch to make me a sandwitch

by footballer69 January 21, 2011

Brosyphilis

When one gets syphilis from a mutual girlfreind or prostitute.

Due to my very unbrolike behavior with regards to Adam's girlfreind, I cuntracted brosyphilis.

by TTT of your Face February 10, 2010

brosphere

The social atmosphere where guys start lying and exaggerating to one-up each other.

A fence scraper counts the same as a bomb except in the brosphere.

by J Bo February 4, 2012

Brosephine

A "bro" with a man bun.

"Check out brosephine over there with the man bun."

by The worst English student January 21, 2022

Brosephing

A verb

The act of sexually molesting, flirting with, or other wise touch another person inappropriately or without their verbal consent.

Guy: *rubs up against a girl"
Girl: Stop your Brosephing

by Megan B Shnazzy September 7, 2007

Brosephone

1.Formal for the feminine equivelant of the masculine Bro, or Broseph.

2. A girl bro who is of greek god status at performing hectic benders.
See Brosephene

a. "Dayum Brosephone you're looking good today."
b. "Who's the brosephone who ate all the uncooked pasta in the fridge?"

by Old Mate Dan's Mate. September 20, 2019