Breakup Tourette's

Breakup Tourette's is when you use words or quotes frequently used by someone you've gone your separate ways with, resulting in you being reminded of them and exclaiming curse words.

Sarah: "Hey girl! How has everything been going? Long time no see!"
Sabrina: "Oh you know, I've just been talking to puto ass... FUCK"
Sarah: "What's wrong?"
Sabrina: "My stupid ex always would say puto ass!"

Sarah: "I see you got a case of Breakup Tourette's!"

by sm2014 August 19, 2016

Breakup shave

When your girl dumps you and you cut off your manhood (not your piss/fuck one, your face one)

"Hey man, Emily broke up with me I think it's time for a breakup shave"

by Tork, Lewith October 3, 2016

Breakup headache

When you wake up at sadnigga hours between the times of 3-6 am ... possibly even earlier and you get this insane headache wondering why but then you rmb you just got out of a relationship w the person you thought you would be with forever and then not only your heart but also your chest starts to ache in a way that science cannot explain but we all know it exists bc we feel it and you want to cry but you can’t bc your head hurts so bad and you are stuck w pain and the thoughts of what could’ve been... you pop some aspirin but it feels like it’s never ending then yours eyes start to burn a bit bc you just want it to end you just want to sleep in peace but you can’t. You’re just left with a unnecessary amount of thoughts and memories that just keep appearing uncontrollably . It feels like it’s getting worse before it gets better.

I woke up with a breakup headache and I sat there In agony.

by Truthhcentrall July 2, 2019

breakup yams

A photo sent to one in which you wish to breakup with, friend-zone or just simply reject.

“I want to breakup with her yet i’m not ready to send the breakup yams”

by Mr. Quill April 19, 2019

UD breakup game

An easy way to get dumped by your partner. All you have to do is try a UD definition that describes something to do during sex, and they will dump your stupid ass.

“Did you hear that Julie dumped Chad?”

“Yeah he donkey-punched her and she threw him out of the house. That’s what he gets for playing the UD breakup game.”

by Zozothecat December 18, 2019

Conversion Breakup

A conversion breakup is when your boyfriend breaks up with you because he realises he's gay.

Me: Why did Sara breakup with Mark.
Jenna: It was a conversion breakup.
Me: Ooh that explains a lot about Marks personality anyway so its not that shocking.

by ppooooppyy August 10, 2020

Baby breakup

Two 6 year olds breaking up because of a misunderstanding caused by a barbie comb.

That was a baby breakup

by #1bleh February 12, 2017