Post brake

An unauthorised brake taken after scheduled brake time has ended.

That sandwich at lunch got me so full I had to go on post brake to recover.

by beaner master98 September 8, 2016

brake tappy

the nube mf driving in front of you that won’t stop tapping on his damn brakes!

this dumbass in the car in front of me is going to make me do a drive by on his non driving, brake tappy ass!!#

by DLANIGER SIRROM January 19, 2019

brake line

Semen originating from a gay man, intended to penetrate the asshole of another gay man. The code is often used by closeted hicks as a way to hint at gay sex in front of naive passerby's.

Hey bro, wanna come over and work on brake lines in my truck?

by NotLames September 18, 2019

Sack brake

Sack-brake...a non-anal invasive device that is strapped to ones genitals in order to stop sack swingage when plowing ass from behind

Man I was tearing that ass up so bad that my balls were swinging to and fro! It started to hurt so I had to wear a sack brake to help keep my balls still

by Theshattalker April 13, 2017

text braking

Intentionally delaying your response by text so as to avoid the quick back and forth that would be expected during an actual conversation.

Although I was free at the moment, I applied text braking to the conversation.

by Ae5Ea8 April 18, 2016

J-brake

A sexual act similar to performing a raspberry on a belly button; but you do it on the brown eye or anus of your partner, then breath in with closed lips immitating the sound of a turbo similar to how a 18 wheeler or diesel vehicle performs.

I J-braked Amy last night and the turbo sucked so much air into her canyon she yelped

by Redneck97756 November 21, 2020

windshield brakes

Refers to the days before anti-lock brakes where if you stomped the brake pedal, it would almost throw you through the windshield because the brakes would lock up instantaniously. Especially effective when messing with sleeping friends.

Friend1: Dude, wtf, easy on the brakes!
Friend2: Sorry, this cars old school, nothing but the windshield brakes.

by gothfan20 September 12, 2012