Braiden Vernor

Braiden Vernor is a Tamohawk indian who was recently appointed King of Ochiltree County. He is extremely good looking and super smart. He was named strongest man in the world in 1994, a year after he was born.

1. Oh my gosh are you Braiden Vernor?
2. Yes I am.
1. You're my hero! I wish I could be just like you!
2. Everybody does.

by El Rey de congelado November 7, 2009

brided

u say my dog is going to be groomed, but what if he wants to be brided? how dare u assume his sexualality

i would like to get my dog brided

by UrbanMaster November 7, 2017

fish-brained

Having very short term memory.

From 50s Britannia Episode 1: Rock 'n' Roll Britannia. "They (UK record executives) were very much geared towards making records the either were going to appeal to an adult audience and, therefore, might have a slightly longer shelf life, or were going to appeal to young people, who were notoriously fish-brained and they would forget something within two minutes..."

by sfemet September 30, 2013

Mouse-brained

1. A fool, coward,
2. Pure stupidity. Lacking EVERYTHING.
3. Synonym- Icy.
4. A slang word for idiot
5. RETARDATION.

Lindsay- NOB!!!!
Cassidy- Wtf? Whats a nob?
Lindsay- uhhhhhh i meant-
Cassidy- No, your Mouse-brained, you been hanging around icy too much!

by Catkitty0517 October 23, 2011

fat-brained

noun - when you do something fat-fingered but the cause is entirely in the head and not, in fact, anything to do with the fingers.

Sorry I didn't mean to send you that email of myself, it was me being fat-brained.

by sauj October 30, 2014

Smooth-Brained

A person who could be very well-informed and high-functioning, possibly even quite intelligent in certain areas, but is an idiot nevertheless. Usually a smooth-brained person has never thoroughly examined their beliefs, is generally susceptible to ideology, and has enjoyed a relatively comfortable life free of struggle or adversity.

Smooth-brained can also describe an article, film, or any other piece of content that presents a view of the world that betrays the author's complete alienation from any of the material conditions that define most peoples' lives.

Can also be used as a noun, for example: smooth-brain.

Did you read the latest smooth-brained think piece about rising division in America?
Nah, I can't even read that both-sides bullshit.

by SBCP October 9, 2021

branded

To be branded popularised by the movie Branded (2012) meaning a person compleatly unaware that he or she falls for every bullshit hyped up add or lastest fad campain on tv and in short is a marketeers wet dream!

"Dude, No i dont want to duck into maccas,look at yourself your branded they fuck'n own you"!

by tootncoote December 14, 2013