Many think that Bowser Oil® is drilled and extracted from the lands of the Mushroom Kingdom, but very few know that it actually seeps from the plentiful jowls of Bowser himself! His juices help many aspiring jowl artists grow their pathetic, deflated, disgraceful, jowls into mighty, plump, and radiant jowls.
Kid: Mommy, your jowls are just so robust and radiant. Will be jowls ever grow to become that powerful?
Mom: My child, with enough hard work, strength, and Bowser Oil®, your jowls could one day be as mighty as mine!
Mom: My child, with enough hard work, strength, and Bowser Oil®, your jowls could one day be as mighty as mine!
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