Blue Secretary

when you are messing aroung with a chick and you go home right before you finish and she calls you and talks dirty so you can get off

He got a speeding ticket trying to get home to finish his blue secretary.

by cambronshinn February 7, 2010

Blue sombrero

When a bald man inserts the top of his head into the vagina of the woman from Blue Waffles.

Dude1: Yo baldy, what'd you do last night?
Dude2: Got a blue sombrero from that chick from Blue Waffles.

by asdfasdfasdf61345123005602303 June 25, 2017

Blue shirt kid

An epic Indian kid who supported PewDiePie in the video "What Do Indians Think Of PewDiePie vs. T-series?". He expresses how it doesn't matter if T-series wins, because he subscribed "for the memes".

He later rises to even greater fame by hosting meme review with blue shirt kid #2.

"so basically (because of) the youtube algorithm..."

-blue shirt kid

by Robbert Blobbert April 7, 2019

Why my pee pee blue?

24 hours after sexual intercourse with a extraterrestrial urination may be blue.

Him: why my pee pee blue?
Doctor: it seems like you fucked E.T.

by Fishyotter May 17, 2018

my blue

to be someone's comfort, the one person who takes all your worries away. their solace

friend: “hey do you know sammy?”
you: “ yeah she’s my blue”
friend: “ what’s blue?”
you: “someone you can call your comfort”

by booyiberry November 7, 2020

Blue hundreds

If you hear a Rapper sayimg they have a lot blue hundreds it’s referring to the blue stripe on the hundred dollar bill.

(Rapper)I have a lot of blue hundreds and you don’t have any (you)what?

by Ahhhhhhhhh infarted May 31, 2018

Red and Blue Gays

Two gay pining characters from some sort of media. The trope is generally associated with friends/enemies/lovers. Some examples include:
Keith and Lance (Voltron: Legendary Defender)
Adora and Catra (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)
Asami and Korra (The Legend of Korra)
Ruby and Sapphire (Steven Universe)
Tony Stark and Steve Rogers (Marvel Cinematic Multiverse)
Ash and Gary (Pokemon)
Light and L (Death Note)

And many more...

They're my red and blue gays and I love them

by changkyunsguccislider November 26, 2018