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Blueberry Muffintop

The bruised layers of squidgy, jelly filled, doughnut-like folds of chubbiness between the tummy and the breast area, but just above the waist. The bruising is a result of pushing and pulling the layers of chub in an attempt to squeeze into a pair of jeans 3 sizes too small! Come on already!
WTF man! I've heard of muffintop, but she's got to have blueberry muffintop!
by 99999999 May 14, 2010
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Blueberry Chills

When you get so high you think you are cold. Even if you are sweating.
"Damn! That kush gave me the BLUEBERRY CHILLS!"
by Badger-State-isms December 4, 2014
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blueberry crypt

The best form of marijuana, The bud has a blue hue to it rather than the usual green. It gives off the smell of blueberries.
-yo man you sure this is weed? it smells like blueberrys.
-yeah its blueberry crypt.
by michael fruebnat March 8, 2008
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Blueberry

noun.
1. Queen Blue. The queen of Fruitdom. Possesses awesome fruit powers and mystical powers of randomness.
2. An expert in Ninja Nonsense.
3. A small berry that grows on a bush and is actually quite purple, in spite of its name.
"Bob knows everything!" ~Queen Blueberry
by Cassiopia&Blue November 29, 2011
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Blueberry Yum-Yum

Blueberry tasting weed that Ludacris tried out before RLD and a little after Chicken-n-Beer. He talks about in his song in the Red Light District album
Ludacris:
My bag will put your stuff to shame... I got the Ultimate Mary Jane
by Dj Dirty February 19, 2005
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blueberry

a delicious blu-ish fruit chock full of antioxidants!

(not a drug or some other random thing, a fruit...)
Person 1: oh, whatever is that delicious looking berry covered in whipped cream that you are eating for dessert?

Person 2: its a blueberry! and yes it is quite delicious and healthy too!
by Carlizzle January 7, 2010
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blueberry cherry

Any dude who wants pussy so bad that hell fuck a blueberry waffle, also known as a waffler. Ususally people whos dick will turn blue from it.
Kyle: hey you see that new kid in town.
Dark: yea heard that kid is a blueberry cherry.
Jon:Poor dude, what a shame.
Dark: Its only a matter of time.
by Ex1022 April 11, 2011
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