Blue Balls

A feeling a man gets when he gets extremely turned on- yet does not do anything to solve the problem. So when the erection goes down- the balls start to swell and pain starts to occur. The pain has been compared to the "Being Sacked" sensation.. Or basically getting hit in the Family Jewels.

You just get a TON of soldiers ready for battle with no cammand to foward- you know?

After 8 hours of long interesting foreplay, my girlfriend had to leave. So with no sex, all i have now are 2 giant blue balls!

by KingMuffin July 08, 2009

blue balls

An excuse I used to get laid in high school.

give me some head, bitch, I've got blue balls

by body of christ August 27, 2004

blue balls

When your getting a handjob, and the girl stops right before your about to cum, and it hurts

Jim: aww awww yes Jessica!!!
Jessica: why didn't you cum???
Jim:.... u fucking stopped, you gave me the blue balls =(

by mypenis:) April 30, 2009

Blue Balls

A convenient, well-known and EXTREMELY PAINFUL malady suffered by unsatisfied males. In short, it is psychological trick that a man will use on a woman when he wants to achieve orgasm and she is not putting out. Playing on the compassionate nature of most females, the male will complain of extreme pain in order to bust a nut. When he has been reduced to saying he has “blue balls”, a man will gladly settle for a handjob, though scientific testing has shown that blue balls is most easily remedied through anal sex.

Dude, we were naked and about to fuck and then she gets mental on me and doesn’t want me to think she’s a slut. I told her that I really like and respect her, but when that didn’t work, I played the Blue Balls card. It worked! What a dumb slut.

by Perenium Poker April 17, 2018

blue balls

when my bitchy side comes out, he gets blue balls.....not in the mood tonight sorry baby.

opps did i give you blue balls? sorry turns out ur not as attractive as i thought.

by oppsmybad December 31, 2005

Blue Balls

A non-existent condition used by horny teenage boys to gain sympathy with girls to give them sex.

Oh baby, I hurt so much. You're giving me blue balls. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Only you can make me feel better.

by Crack of Don March 24, 2016

blue balls

when your fuckin' the bitch and then she stops for some reason and you don't finish. Then you get that pain in your balls and you can't think about anything else but trying to get the job done. Girls that do this are definetly evil and inhumane. I pitty the other poor son of a bitches that had this done to them.

yo i was fuckin' the bitch and she fuckin left. She should be shot because now i got blue balls.

by anonymous February 25, 2005