BLOONY

Most Hype conversational AI Chatbot in the World.

Today, I had a conversation with Bloony. Again!

by yalmeep February 6, 2022

blondabe

blonde + wannabe

1.A fake blonde. Some one who dyed their hair blonde to seem more attractive or cooler

2. Someone who wishes they were a blonde because they think it makes them cooler or prettier.

Lindsay Lohan

N~ "Omg did you see Annie's hair!!!?!?! She went from just highlights to full on blonde!"
L~ "She is such a blondabe"

G~ "Omg!!! The shampoo that was supposed to make my hair blonde didn't work!!! OMG! *cry*"
L~ " Shut up, blondabe!"

by Nicky Ashley March 2, 2011

bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee.

by Verity M. November 8, 2017

BLOINKISS

/bloiNGk-kis/
Verb.
When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca a the prom, but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road, paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him, because she just couldn't take it any more, he lacked the ability to hase afer her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

by BOBTHEPOTATOFROG November 21, 2017

blonde goddess

A beautiful man that goes to our school near you

Person 1: Omg, there he is

Person 2: who
Person 1: blonde goddess

Blonde goddess
A man that you were to refer to as "the blonde god" or "hottie"

by Thus is a closeted homosexual May 18, 2018

Blonde Rocket

A sophisticated but unbelievable attractive blonde girl with the sex appeal of Margot Robbie.

Oh Jawad — she’s a blonde rocket!

by blondelover69 June 30, 2022

peroxide blonde

A blonde whose color comes from bleaching with hydrogen peroxide instead of genetics.

No way that hair is natural color--she's a peroxide blonde.

by Argent47 July 18, 2014