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The blessing

Wiping cum on your partners forehead in the shape of a cross then telling them they’ve been blessed.
Using cum, Meg placed the shape of a cross on Dan’s forehead then declared “ you’ve been blessed.... and now you have experienced the blessing.”
by MegMegs January 2, 2020
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Blessing

The most loving guy in the world! Blessing doesn't realise how loved he is. Usually Blessing doesn't open up too much because he thinks he's making himself vulnerable, but when Blessing opens up, it feels really great and wonderful. He often calls himself Lloyd, which suits him too, but Blessing sounds better. He's a great kisser, and his hugs are always the best, he's soooo cuddly! He's also an amazing boyfriend!!!
boy: you say you're going out with Blessing?
girl: yes, he's a real sweetheart!
by saywhaaaat??? September 18, 2011
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Gypsy Blessing

The act of fucking a woman and pulling out just before she comes to orgasm then getting up and leaving, thereby robbing her of the joys of sex as a gypsy would do.
Wilson's mom got a gypsy blessing the last time she went to the market
by DoctorMarioN64 December 7, 2011
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Blessing

A blessing is a group of Unicorns
"Have you ever seen a unicorn?" "I have seen a whole blessing!"
by gagglegaggle September 27, 2009
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blewsons

an incredibly deadly trio that consists of the cow, the old hag and the "thing". Their sole purpose on planet earth is make your life as miserable as possible. how sad...
COW: shut up! *writes your name on the board*
YOU: use your imagination
by the_janitor June 5, 2004
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Blessing the Tea

Bringing undue gravity or religious, spiritual or philosophical contexts to situations that are inconsequential to others in your social sphere.
I know you liked the movie, but I kind of feel like you were blessing the tea by relating it to my relationship with my father and then starting to cry. It was a Rob Schneider movie, after all.
by poopygrim February 21, 2011
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Bleason

I be bleason.
by BleasonBitch January 16, 2015
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