Balls in a Blender 

Highly stressful situation at work that could potentially result in your being fired. This may or may not be a result of your own actions.

John: "If I don't get this deal to close by the end of the month, I am going to lose my job!"

Brian: "Man, sounds like you really are balls in a blender."

Balls in a Blender by Feel The Rush March 28, 2010

trans blender 

Its alot like a Apache helicopter except if you are known as a blender

"Look mom im a blender, A trans blender."

trans blender by Cubby Talker December 7, 2017

Go fuck a Blender 

a way of showing extreme hatred of another individual, usually a guy, unless it is for a girl that has desided to change sex. Used best when the mood is a happy one yet your feelings towards the one you hate are not out in the open. perfect with evils

mark: im sorry. i didnt mean to run over your son twice. it wont happen again.

tom: Go fuck a blender

Go fuck a Blender by bibbidy bob October 26, 2008

3 Orangutans 1 Blender 

An unknown shock video that supposedly contains a bunch of men killing orangutans, and the only proof of these videos existing is from "reaction" videos.

I tried to look up 3 orangutans 1 blender and couldn't find anything, most likely a hoax.

3 Orangutans 1 Blender by Justicewithtacosandweed July 11, 2020

frog in a blender 

Dancing with disjointed movement

At every wedding there is a guy dancing like a frog in a blender, usually the bride's father!

frog in a blender by Brian Butterly August 2, 2006

penis-blender 

a prostitute with crooked teeth

that penis-blender last night really did a number on my dick

penis-blender by motherfuckerrrr October 8, 2006

Shit in a blender 

A negative descriptive phrase used when encountering events of horrific proprotion. Applicable to movies, concerts, and other types of performances.

Justin: Hey, how was that concert last night?

Scott: Four year strong and some other crappy bands played. It all sounded like shit in a blender to me. I don't know what was worse; them or Garfield the movie

Shit in a blender by Key-Lime January 29, 2010