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Can't tell you. I am sworn to secrecy.
"I wanna go blatting tonight."

"What's blatting?"

"Can't tell you until you do it! I took an oath!"

"No."
by Natish October 20, 2008
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Ham-Blasting

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To engage in sexual intercourse with an unattractive, often overweight, intoxicated female. Derived from the derrog. Slam-Pig, refering to opportunistic ugly women who rely on last-call desperation to hook up.
While his fellow frat brothers frustratedly pursued sorority tens, Chip found satisfaction in ham-blasting his way through local dive bars.
by Irate November 29, 2005
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the act of a partner penetrating a female's vagina with one or more fingers

preferred, as a term, to finger banging by Adam Carolla of Loveline
Though Timmy had never finger blasted before, he got plenty of practice by picking his nose.
by Dave Shepherd June 20, 2004
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Ass Blasting

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Aggressively flatulating.
I'm experiencing serious Ass Blasting right now.
by The spagnetti master! June 13, 2016
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Boy blasting

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Wildly inappropriate and hilariously flippant term used to describe the rape of boyz.
Father O'Assthrash finished absolving his congregation of their sins and went to the park for some grade-A Boy blasting .
by Grossbeard 01 January 9, 2009
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To penitrate an orephous with ones fingers.
The gay guys on west hollywood blvd. were finger blasting eachother behind the dumpsters for coke.
by iplaywithsquirls October 18, 2006
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Blaringly

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A portmanteau of the words 'blatantly' and 'glaringly'.
It was blaringly obvious that she had something to hide.
by Demonicpillow December 13, 2012
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