A situation where the fabric of shorts is drawn into the crotch area, sucking it inward as a black hole sucks in matter. Most frequently occurs between the legs of heavier women, often those wearing short shorts or shorts that are just a little too small. As the wearer walks, the friction of the legs being rubbed together pushes the fabric upwards, resulting in black hole crotch.
Black hole crotch is frequently accompanied by overexposure of thighs, often riddled with cellulite and stretch marks.
Black hole crotch is frequently accompanied by overexposure of thighs, often riddled with cellulite and stretch marks.
Oh God, that woman had to be over 300 pounds! Why was she wearing short shorts? I think that was the worst case of black hole crotch I've ever seen...
by xcunningxlinguistx May 6, 2010
Get the black hole crotchmug. George W. Bush alienating our closest allies in the War on Everyone That Doesn't Agree With The U.S.
George W. Bush signing the Patriot Act 2 into law quite stealthily while the U.S. celebrated the capture of Saddam to minimize opposition.
George W. Bush signing the Patriot Act 2 into law quite stealthily while the U.S. celebrated the capture of Saddam to minimize opposition.
by Concerned Citizen December 28, 2003
Get the Black Hole of Stupiditymug. The act of receiving head while taking a masssive dump, but when you get ready to cum, you tell her to close her eyes and open her mouth. Then you do a 180 and shit in her mouth.
As Stephanie thought she was giving Jacob a regular Blumpkin, he told her to close her eyes and he gave her a Black-Hole Blumpkin.
by Black-Hole Sun May 17, 2011
Get the Black-Hole Blumpkinmug. Whenever someone takes a dogmatic position that only leads into a confined recursive feedback loop of confirmation bias, thus further reinforcing that given belief and making it impossible to escape.
Kanye West - "Jewish people control the media and the entertainment industry."
*gets cancelled for antisemitic remarks*
Kanye West - "See!?..."
dude - "damn, Kanye fell into a cognitive black hole."
*gets cancelled for antisemitic remarks*
Kanye West - "See!?..."
dude - "damn, Kanye fell into a cognitive black hole."
by cutza November 3, 2022
Get the Cognitive Black Holemug. Guy1: have you seen the fortnite black hole on fortnite?
Guy2: yes, typical gamer had like 500,000 viewers it was crazy
Guy2: yes, typical gamer had like 500,000 viewers it was crazy
by Person2271919 October 14, 2019
Get the Fortnite black holemug. black hole of need - A person who's unrelenting need for attention sucks in all of the surrounding energy
by XAXCT April 9, 2010
Get the black hole of needmug. by fatwalrus October 5, 2006
Get the black hole of calcuttamug.