dangling bits

An Irish description, usually demeaning, for a mans genitals. Typically refering to a cowardly man, or bully.

Dennis is lacking a lot in the dangling bits.

Brigid: "Dennis stop that shit or I will cut off your dangling bits!"

by Bubba J October 2, 2007

Straight bits

When one feels the need to use slang that is neither relevant nor appropriate in that given situation.

William: Oh Rupert dear, I have the sincerest beliefs that Emilie’s tea party will be nothing short of pimping.

Rupert: Straight bits... William... straight bits :(

by superau79 January 17, 2012

stale bits

The cereal you find at the bottom of the cardboard box that had fallen out of the plastic bag.

I ate the stale bits.

by Benjamin Steele October 2, 2018

Juan (bito)

Juan is the most amazing friend/papa ever and anyone who thinks otherwise can gO aWaYy. Juan is literally the best person that will always be there for u :,) -cbh

Person 1: who’s one person you can trust 100%?
Me: Juan of course. He is the BEST.

Juan (bito) means being the most amazing friend

by pcy_cbh01 April 23, 2019

Itchy Man Bits

When ya balls is all itchy and/or chaffing.

Come over here and scratch my itchy man bits.

My itchy man bits are so sore.

by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018

Hangy Down Bits

A British slang phrase to describe the scrotum or sometimes the entire package (dick+balls). Used exclusively by women and children.

Daddy, how come that squirrel has such wee little hangy down bits?

by FastEddie August 8, 2005

in bits

fucked, knackered, exhausted, broken, ugly.

1
Im never drinking again, Im in bits today.

2
Im never drinking again. That bird I mooched last night was in bits.

by womoma April 17, 2005