Alex birch

Gets sucked off by rhian everyday and she can't deny it or she is big gay and wants to fuck Lewis

Alex birch is gay

by Epic forntjtensjsj March 1, 2020

birch

a tree that camman18 hates

birch

by Table 278 YT February 13, 2023

birch seed

Clean way of calling someone a ‘total bitch’

Goddammit Susan, you birch seed.

by Bobby54643 November 9, 2017

Birch

A women with very big and pointy nipples. You can most likely see them through her bra

Man one: Look at that birch over there
Man two: look at the size of those

by Daddy pig boys June 18, 2021

Birch

Lady boy lover and all round good guy x

‘Rip It Up’
‘My names birch. Show us your tits’

by JamieCrick November 22, 2021

Finley Birch

Dodgy guy can we all agree. Got no age boundaries. To him age is just a number. Small dagger between his legs with a bonus one functioning testicle.

Finley Birch is a nonce

by joe wheatley 12345 April 17, 2024

nathan birch

nathan birch is a faggot, pumps durries like theres no tomorroe, eats ass, smokes grass and loves to laugh but dont fuck with him hell stab ya with his plastic knife.

dont dont dont dont dont fuck with nathan birch

by uaciacbcuab March 3, 2019