Bingo

A totally bad-ass game where some dude with a microphone calls out a letter and a number simultaneously and you mark the combination on your board if it's there. After playing this game for about 10 minutes, someone will get 5 pieces diagonally, horizontally, or vertically and yell out the word "BINGO!" and everyone will applaud and they win the game. Generally only played by old people with no lives.

Old Man: BINGO!
Old Woman: Drats! I only needed B4.

by ocb2000 December 13, 2014

bingo jacket

something a 90 year old grandma wears to play bingo in on a sunday night, food may also be placed in the right pocket for safe keeping or for when one is hungry while playing bingo

ashlee - jenn,why do you have chicken fingers in your jacket
jenn- because, whore. i'm wearing a bingo jacket

by sweet11 July 2, 2005

Bentomdom.

An extremely spicy curry (sauce). made with peppers a little bit of pineapple. combined with a large amount of fresh, powdered chillies. with the addition of Sambal ( a hot blend of chillies). with a unique mix of secret spices. Bentomdom can be eaten on its own with rice. variouse versions of bentomdom can be made i.e a chicken Bentomdom, lamb Bentomdom ect.

*dude what is this, its hot...
-i dunno i think they call it a Bentomdom.
*why am i breathing fire?!!

by bentom. February 27, 2011

bentonite

A paid political campaign operative, working particularly for liberty-oriented Republican candidates. Bentonites have porous principles (if they have any principles at all) and are formed by anti-social psychopathic behavior and the decomposition of the US Constitution. Bentonites have heads that swell 5 to 6 times their original volume in the presence of large amounts of grassroots donations. Bentonites are most useful in sucking up to establishment Republicans, sabotaging political campaigns, paying themselves outrageous salaries, and betraying liberty.

The word became popularized during the 2012 Ron Paul Presidential Campaign.

"What happened to our national delegate majorities in all those states?"
"Yeah, unfortunately they were outed and de-credentialed with the help of a bentonite."

by Juan Martin Diez September 13, 2012

Bingo Dick

The last dick picked in an assortment of dicks. Similar to Bingo it's the last pick, which consequently, only 1 person is proud of. In this case it's likely their mom or some random old person.

Caroline: "Dammit, I don't think anyone can make it this weekend."
Ray: "Don't worry I can still make."
Caroline: " Well whoopee for you, bingo dick..."

by Rasgettma June 2, 2015

Benton's Law

As any discussion about Apple vs. Microsoft grows larger, the probability that a Linux troll will spoil everything approaches 1.

Windows User: Windows 7 is Microsoft's best OS ever. Loads faster, uses fewer resources, and is much more secure.

Apple User: Feh, Mac OS solved those problems years ago. Besides, it's written for the hardware it runs on, so it's much more stable and a lot faster.

Linux User: Fuckin Kool-Aid drinkers! Only loosers (sic) use an off-the-shelf OS. REAL hax0rz use Linux. Your all pussies for falling for Micro$oft's bullsh*t, and Macs r 4 fags. Enjoy being buttraped, n00bz.

Windows User: I wondered how long it would take someone to pull Benton's Law out of his ass.

by piperdown71 November 2, 2009

Bictor

Bictor TV care to provide best customer service

Every home needs a Bictor connection

by Tvjunkie December 30, 2018