Boom Bazooka Joe

Code word used after succesfully banging the shit out of someone.

So how did last night go? BOOM BAZOOKA JOE!!!

by Kief Kief July 24, 2010

Behooves

Puzzle, confuse; to be taken aback in such a way that Darren Fleet has no explanation.

What behooves me is how some of y’all talk about how Darren Fleet doesn’t know how to use the word behooved when y’all don’t know the difference between your and you’re.

by Brittnayyyyyy May 4, 2019

behooves

v. To be necessary, appropriate, or proper. This, by the way is NOT SLANG but I at least congratulate you on making a post where you don't mention your favorite foods or should've-been-aborted daughter.

BTW, "behooves me to want to" is a grammatical attrocity.

Andi's numerous nonsensical posts behoove me to vomit.

by ElBorracho February 23, 2005

Jeffery Bezos

The sexiest man alive, look at that bald head, you could never be him.

Oh my god they’re such a Jeffery bezos

by BEEZnutzLIKAPP July 31, 2021

Bejookled

To impale or be impaled with a blunt object with little or no force

While Billy was walking down the street, he hit his knee and fell forward onto his baseball bat and was then BEJOOKLED

by Broken Saint January 9, 2006

Bazooka barf

To vomit forcefully to where the spewage shoots forth in a stream. Not fun to do, incredibly funny to see though.

Joe bazooka barfed right out the window, and didn't get a drop on the car!

by turbotim21 January 25, 2011

Begoogled

To be sent on a quest with no clear or definite answer.

To be given the runaround

I knew she was young since she begoogled me instead of giving a straight answer about her age.

by Justinchi18 April 16, 2015