beating penis

Rough, borderline abusive male masturbation (self or otherwise).

-Misheard from Starbomb's song "Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken"

-Think you can stop beating penis long enough for this rap battle to the death?

-Probably!

-Why are you in the hopsital?
-I was beating penis a bit too enthusiastically, I'm checking to make sure I didn't get an infection.

by Mister Fuggles August 18, 2016

beating the worm

To masturbate, especially after having not relieved yourself for an extended period of time.

Jake: Man dude, after Em ground on me and then got up I have a serious case of blue balls!
Blake: Looks like you'll need to try beating the worm if you want to feel better any time soon bro.

by GNU/Linux Guy August 9, 2016

Back bending

A girl going into a sex position.
5th element iykyk

Daniel- 'i am the master of back bending.'
Issabella-'i can back bend for you.'

by Master bender July 21, 2020

devil's beating his wife

When the sun is shining and it is raining... The Devil Is Beating His Wife...

When the sun is shining but it is raining. The devil's beating his wife.

by Harley2008 November 12, 2013

beating off

Same as jacking off, but in addition: Any time a mechanical device is temporarily malfunctioning, especially in an erratic motion fashion, it is beating off. See also on the rag and otr for malfunctions of a 5-7 day nature

Bill, the tachometer in you GTO is beating off. (wiggling erratically between 1400 and 3600 RPM)

by andy1 May 24, 2005

beating up richard

jerking off

(geddit? richard = dick)

boy: i think about you when im beating up richard...
girl: ..................wtf ur a stranger

by ale-ale-jandro August 6, 2011

Zender Bending

Zender Bending is a sexual position where you bend the zend bend over the zend. Then you drink the excretions and then perform anal then take a shit on there chest.

JP was with this girl and gave her an old zender bending, she never talked to him again.

by Zane Jensen January 31, 2009