a sack of dented bells

an insult or derogatory phrase used in reference to someone or something that is distasteful in appearance

Jesus, that girl has got a face like a sack of dented bells!

She looked good in the club, but that whore had a pussy like a sack of dented bells.

by John456 December 30, 2007

Hells Bells

A girl that likes to nibble on testicules and butt cracks from her customers and then wipes all her germs on her pimps' cracka ass.

Holly, you sure are a Hells Bells for giving Pimp Stephen all your STDs and sorts from your valued customer, Angie yo.

by Mad Crunk March 25, 2005

Eight Bells

end of the watch at 8 bells navy term. bell codes are good for sex (( ring bell 4 times for knee pads...))

Oh Hoooney (ring, ring, ring) 3 bells I'm ready. Eight Bells
I'm done. 2 bells need mexican bedpan...

by itichie_nocanpo August 22, 2006

two bells

When someone calls your mobile phone wanting you to call them back. Just let it ring twice so giving little oppotunity to answer it. This is useful if A. you're tight and do not want to use up your credit; and B. you have run out of credit.

hey honey, did you two bells me?
yeah, ta for calling back, i'm out of credit

by mcrbloke September 26, 2005

with bells on

Used to add oomph to any phrase to simply reinforce your point.

Terence: "Fuck off Harry, with bells on."

Maureen: "Yeah that hurts like fuck, with bells on."

by Beeefy October 26, 2005

Safety Bells

When an idea is presented that the respondent very much enjoys or is very much in agreement with.

"I've got some soap bar for you here, spa."
"Safety Bells."

by Capesy Eisteddfod September 18, 2006

wedding bells

To be a prick

"I hear wedding bells" said the prick.

by potatolad123 March 4, 2015