Being a Douglas

An annoying, know it all, Jack of all Trades, Master of None.

Boy, that guy is bugging the shit out of me, he sure is Being a Douglas !

by ufeelmyhanglow December 6, 2011

being a Luis

Saying you're getting a job but really bullshitting to make it seem like you're going somewhere or not working and showing up to "work" late or asking everyone for money.

Guy 1: man that guys been saying he's getting the job for a year now
Guy 2: yeah his excuse is papers haven't gone through
Guy 1: he must be being a Luis!

by Randomshitniggah July 8, 2014

be in china by this time tomorrow

It will spread worldwide very quickly

Person #1: "That picture I took of Sabrina could so be used as blackmail."

Person #2: "Let's send it out to everyone we know. It'll be in China by this time tomorrow."

by agreed... October 1, 2009

I'll be in the garage

Slang for planning to commit suicide

Later bob, I'll be in the garage.

by DoYouFeelIt December 25, 2019

just being alive

horny

Oh you’re just being alive? I’m horny too

by Sickomonster January 1, 2021

Arrested for being sexy

When a cop pulls someone over because they are sexy or good looking.

Girl 1: Some cop pulled me over on the road today just to ask me out.
Girl 2: Sounds like you were arrested for being sexy.

by Clayton2341224 August 7, 2010

being a pk

To be a pk means to annoy, bother, and to troll without even knowing you are being a nuisance.

6:38 PM - turtles.: sup
7:23 PM - turtles.: whore why u ignore me
7:25 PM - floob-: F7 Y U BEING A PK?!!?

by repeatme May 12, 2011