beforehand

Just an excuse not to say "beforewards".

after --> afterwards
before --> beforehand???

by undfined April 24, 2019

green before the blue

a police officer that puts getting money before his responsibilities as an officer

"i just paid that cop to lemme off witht that drug possession charge"

"man, he must put green before the blue, i love cops like that!"

by kateluda123 May 1, 2008

Tits before dicks

Phrase referred to girls hanging out with their friends before male friends/boyfriends.

Why didn't you hang out with me at the mall?? It's supposed to be tits before dicks!!!

by Titsbeforedicks February 8, 2014

I before E except after C

Something like the Teletubbies, as it was created by someone high on pot at the time. It barely even works. In terms of the words that have those kinds of letters, most of them break the rule, so it is pointless. Teams have lost the Spelling Bee just because they trusted the devil of spelling, I before E except after C. Even English teachers think that this is a shitty technique.

Teacher: I before E except after C.
Me: That's useless, there are so many exceptions.
Teacher: Detention.

by Power476 February 27, 2021

Put the cock before the buttplug

To put things in the wrong order or with the wrong priorities. Similar to 'put the cart before the horse', but typically used for sexual situations.

Derived from the fact that a small buttplug should always be used before inserting the cock during anal sex.

Hey, Ralph, don't put the cock before the buttplug and ask those two chicks for a threesome when you just met them!

by Ron Jarvis March 5, 2011

GET OUT BEFORE THE SPIDERS HATCH

Its used as an alternative to the expression ' to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. ' for example it is relevant to leaving a situation that is liable to impending doom. Imagine a giant huntsman bursting open with thousands of spiders running around your house. Also relevant to teachers leaving their profession before having a nervous breakdown.

My mate stole from her employer and thought she got away with it but staff stopped speaking to her all of a sudden, so I said to her, don't you think its time to get out before the spiders hatch.

by LIZARDCHOPS January 27, 2018

Quick dub before bed

Getting a win on Fortnite after 6:00 pm

Ay yo Jayden, let's get a quick dub before bed.

by NightBijon June 14, 2018