beering aids

Like beer goggles for your ears, beering aids make even the most annoying/horrible song, singer, person, (fill in the blank) sound better than while you are sober.

Karaoke was worse tonight without my beering aids. She didn't sound like Mariah Carey at all!

by bellizima December 28, 2011

beerworthy

A person who you can have a beer with, they are awesome like that.

" Mark Rampling is beerworthy" said taylor

by Mrblogger April 21, 2014

Beerlosophy

Beerlosophy- Those ingenious ideas and inventions you and your buddy come up with while drinking a case of beer yet have no talent or abilities to actually accomplish or completes these ideas, and they become a faded memory the next morning during the hangover stage.

While sitting on the roof and drinking a case of Keystone Light (ie ;keith stone light), Ken and Charles beerlosophize a way to save the planet....INTELLIGENT TRAFFIC LIGHTS! Traffic lights that could predict and scan oncoming traffic and not turn red when a mass of cars is approaching therefore saving millions of gallons of gasoline with cars not idling needlessly and having to accelerate back to speed. Unfortunately, their beerlosophy fades away the next morning as they sober up and realize they have no talent or capability to accomplish this idea and the world ends a couple of years later.

by LastTraintoMemphis July 11, 2019

sticky beerbong

A STICKY BEERBONG is when a girl takes a beer bong into her pussy then she empties the beer back into the beer bong and into whoevers mouth.

"Hey Abbie, want to do a sticky beerbong?" "Watch this BITCH do a sticky beerbong!!!"

by Nickii J August 19, 2017

crater-beering

When you suck beer out of someone's belly button.

Ew, Kevin is crater-beering Sophia.

by FIREITUPBOYS April 19, 2018

Beerfold

To be so intoxicated, a person becomes sexually attracted to ugly bitches and the socially unacceptable, with complete disregard of dignity and self respect.

This word is derived from the term beer goggles and blind fold.

"how was sat night?....I heard you pulled some clunge?"

"mate, she had a face like a robber's dog!.....fucking beerfold"

by Rock n Rol1 June 1, 2009

beerporch

beer porch: n. a fully screened structure built for the express purpose of enjoying grain beverages in an open air setting, sans skeeter and other annoying members of the class insecta

I spent a couple hours on July 3rd surfin Jo Rule's house from the beerporch

by Lester Burnham July 16, 2005