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Beating April

1: The most awesome band that you could ever possibly hear in your whole entire life.

2: A situation where any girl may or may not be beat by her father.
1: Have you listened to Beating April lately? They're the shit!
2: Damn, that sounds like he's beating April to me.
by beatingaprilisawesome October 20, 2010
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Beating the devil at chess

Phrase used to describe an impossible task
"Mate trying to beat traffic on Thanksgiving weekend is like beating the devil at chess"
by Paulo MaldiniPauloPPPOPOLiljse October 31, 2019
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Beating the Eggs

When a Male masturbates in a vigorous manner, more commonly known as jacking off. It often makes the noise fap
I was having a sleepover with that kid and he started beating the eggs because he thought i was asleep. It sounded like fap fap fap fap.
by horton McGarrity June 16, 2009
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Beating around the bush

When a girl is going to give you dome, but she takes your pants off only to find you have a wicked groin beard. She gets grossed out, so decided to just jerk you instead. Hence, she is beating around the bush.
yeah dog i didnt think my slampiece would mind if I didnt clean up down there, but after she took my pants off, she ended up just beating around the bush.
by davidandbroliath March 22, 2011
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beating a dead horse

an act of sexual perversion combining bestiality, necrophilia and sado-mashocism.
A government study was funded to study various sexual perversions: sado-masochism, necrophilia and bestiality. The study was soon halted however ... the researchers decided they were just beating a dead horse.
by Figleaf23 January 4, 2009
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beating the dead goat

jering it right after u just jerked it
"I was watching this porno and i beat it and then they did it up the ass so i ended up beating the dead goat."
by General Schwartzkopf January 13, 2008
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Beating Blister

A sore spot found on one's penis as a result of masturbating excessively.
I spent all weekend masturbating and suddenly I had a beating blister.
by Corkles February 27, 2012
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