it's simple: kill the batman

The ultimate solution to all of life's problems, especially if you're a villain in Gotham City

1) "Man, how do I get away with a crime in this town?"
"It's simple: kill the batman"

2) "How do I get girls to like me?"
"It's simple: kill the batman"

by Inco33 October 26, 2008

Batman Theme Song

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BATMAN!!!

Jack : Dude, have you heard the Batman theme song?
Alex : The one that goes "NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BATMAN!!!"?
Jack : No dude, the other one.

by Jalexbarakarth69 January 18, 2012

batmanly

bat-man-lee adverb,adjective
1. having qualities traditionally ascribed to Batman, as strength, bravery or stealth.
2. pertaining to or suitable for Batman: equipment or activities pertaining to fighting crime in and around the greater Gotham area.

*the degree to which one is considered batmanly could be measured in terms of batmanliness.

Dude, those gauntlets are downright batmanly.

by wschoate September 29, 2008

barmonics

the act of playing each strings harmonics on a guitar, simultaneously, by barring your finger over the desired frets

Holy shit! AJ just pulled off some dope barmonics!

by A J Jay Zep April 29, 2009

meat-baton

(n.) A proper substitute for referring to one's penis; in the context of it being a bludgeoning weapon.

"Peter, what do you love most about being a man?"

"To be honest John, I just love being able to commit acts of police brutality with my meat-baton! In fact last night I made my wife realize good and well that not having dinner ready is a felony in my house! Haha!"

by Krak and Smak May 18, 2010

The Batman Syndrome

After a Person watches the Movie "The Batman" (2022) they Start chill in Dark Places, Monologue at the Sound of the Music "Something in the Way" by Nirvana, Say "I'm Vengeance", and listen to Something in the Way every Day

Joe "Guys i think Marcus has The Batman Syndrome"
James "What makes you think that"
Joe "Look at him"

Marcus Sitting in a Sofa With the Lights turned off, While something in the Way playing in the Background while he Looks at the Window

by Gordonman69 April 17, 2022

Batman Begins

Batman Begins is a 2005 American superhero action film based on the fictional DC Comics character Batman,directed by Christopher Nolan.It stars Christian Bale as Batman,along with Michael Caine,Liam Neeson,Katie Holmes,Gary Oldman,Cillian Murphy,Morgan Freeman,Ken Watanabe,Tom Wilkinson,and Rutger Hauer.This film is a reboot of the Batman film series,telling the origin story of the character and begins with Bruce Wayne's initial fear of bats,the death of his parents,and his journey to becoming Batman.
Besides being the film responsible for the "reboot" craze in Hollywood,this film also has a number of "firsts" attached to it.Here they are:

1.Christian Bale is the first non-American actor to portray Batman/Bruce Wayne.
2.Batman Begins is the first film to show the true origins of Bruce Wayne/Batman as depicted in the graphic novels(i.e. this film shows the death of Bruce Wayne's parents by Joe Chill, rather than the Joker, as shown in Batman(1989)).
3.First "big screen" appearance of Ra's al Ghul.
4.First "big screen" appearance of the League of Shadows.
5.First "big screen" appearance of The Scarecrow.
6.First "big screen" appearance of Carmine Falcone.
7.First "big screen" appearance of Lucius Fox.
8.First "big screen" appearance of Joe Chill.
9.First "big screen" appearance of Victor Zsasz(a cameo)
10.First "big screen" appearance of the Tumbler(Batmobile)

Batman Begins scene:
Jim Gordon:(Gordon presents Batman with a clear plastic evidence bag containing what appears to be a single playing card;Batman turns it over to reveal a "Joker").

Batman:"I'll look into it."

by The Centurion May 14, 2012