batisfaction

You wrap a bat round your schlong and achieve 'batisfaction!'

Man that bat wank gave me some good batisfaction!

I nearly battered myself to death giving myself a bat wank trying to get some satisfaction.

by butter fingers November 18, 2014

Baristatard

(n) A retarded barista.

Alicia was so made when the baristatard could not even make her a simple cup of tea with milk. "I think that they gave me dirty dish water"

by MistressDonnaoftheDark August 23, 2019

Baptista

Simply the best
I fkn hate you because I fkn love you
thank you.

Baptista is the best

by Gabriella0380 December 29, 2019

christian bautista

A name often given to a person who is very smart, but has no common sense AT ALL; also it is a term used if someone's mouth is very shaky while drinking on a water container.

Boy 1: Dude you why are you drinking your water bottle like that?
Boy 2: Because I'm a Christian Bautista

by DickBuster69 April 3, 2017

Take a Battista

When your bowels feel like they are going to empty and you need to take a massive shit.

After eating at golden correls dinner buffet, I found myself in search of a toilet so I could take a battista

by RockyIsReal March 2, 2019

Allegra Di Battista

One of the prettiest young tiktokers and robloxians you will ever see.

"Allegra Di Battista is so smart and pretty!"

by unknown person 1001 May 26, 2021

bikini barista

a female who serves coffe n shit in a bikini.

The bikini barista said she'd take her bra off for a buck

by Kerci February 26, 2008