Barretts are most commonly seen in Eastern Asia, with documented cases of migration as far as the US and outlying territories. They are known for their abnormally small phallus and distinct mating call "AHOYAHOYAHOYA". Barretts require no extravagant courting routine due to their affinity for females of the lowest standards.
"Don't be a Barrett, you can do better than her"
"The animal with the smallest phallus on earth is the Barrett"
-"AHOYAHOYAHOYA"
- "WTF was that?"
- "Don't worry, it's just a Barrett"
"The animal with the smallest phallus on earth is the Barrett"
-"AHOYAHOYAHOYA"
- "WTF was that?"
- "Don't worry, it's just a Barrett"
by AsianSlayer January 14, 2021
Get the Barrettmug. by Itsmesexybeast October 21, 2021
Get the William James Barrettmug. The master of edging
"Wow look at Barrett, he is so aggressive and a true edge master"
Barrett Pennington: Master of the Edge
Barrett Pennington: Master of the Edge
by native climber December 13, 2023
Get the Barrett Penningtonmug. by MagnetKid897654321 July 17, 2021
Get the Barrettmug. 
by That one guy714 July 13, 2022
Get the jesse barrettmug. by Shlongaretasty October 9, 2022
Get the Chloe Barrettmug.