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Bangkok dollar

The dollar you wake up with in your prison pocket.
Smells like a bangkok dollar in here.

Lol just tipped the pizza guy with a bangkok dollar.
by Lambowski47 December 13, 2020
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Bangkok Spritz

An injury of the male sexual organ after getting stuck in a bottle opener
Did you hear about Joe, he is in the ER with a Bangkok Spritz!
by Jakisumo October 18, 2021
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Bangkok Burrito

A sexual act involving a flesh light filled with diarrhea
I left a surprise Bangkok burrito in his night stand - he’ll never get the smell out of his fleshlight
by anonymous August 31, 2021
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Bangkok mai thai

When in Bangkok,Thai-laid, the act of drinking sexual fluids from a transsexual's anus with a long bendy straw, consisting of mostly your ejaculate and "her" feces.
Jane: Hey john, how was your trip to Bangkok?
John: Hey jane, It was wonderful, I met the most beautiful woman there in the clubs, we did all kinds of freaky shit, she even took me into a back alley and introduced me to a "Bangkok mai thai", it was very erotic!
Jane: John, thats fucking disgusting! I didn't even realize you liked transexuals.
John:Transexuals? What are you talking about? She wasn't a dude, she was a high class sexy female from thailand!
Jane: How fucking stupid could you be? Did you even go down on her at all, you know eat her "pussy"?
John: No, she said she had her period, and she was really into aggressive ass play.
Jane: John hate to break it you, but you drink cum and feces out of a dudes ass........
John:Oh my dear god.........(Realzed he had intercourse with a transexual from thailand, dreading the impending HIV test that he is going to now have to take)
by the real hank moody August 10, 2012
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Bangkok Block

A phrase that is said when one is denied Thai food.
Person 1: I feel like Thai food tonight, wanna try that new place that opened up?
Person 2: Nah, I'm just gonna eat my ramen and watch tv.
Person 1: Fine, go ahead and Bangkok Block me.
by thedigitalprincess August 23, 2011
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Bangkok Snowglobe

A sexual act where a Thai Hooker spits a man's semen up into the air after he came, letting it rain down all over herself.
Did you hear about Ryan getting a Bangkok Snowglobe from that ladyboy on Khao San Road? I don't know what you're talking about, it doesn't snow in Bangkok
by AlyssaSakulHouse August 31, 2011
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Bangkok Tumbleweed

When performing sexual intercourse with a transgender partner, the Bangkok Tumbleweed is executed by aggressively ripping the partners pubic hair out, rolling it into a ball and stuffing it deep inside their throat.
Somsak: "I was fucking him/her/it last night real good but I had to spice things up."
Prasoet: "So what'd you do?"
Somsak: "I gave him/her/it a wild Bangkok Tumbleweed"
by smurphas May 21, 2023
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