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Bangkok Spritz

An injury of the male sexual organ after getting stuck in a bottle opener
Did you hear about Joe, he is in the ER with a Bangkok Spritz!
by Jakisumo October 18, 2021
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Bangkok mai thai

When in Bangkok,Thai-laid, the act of drinking sexual fluids from a transsexual's anus with a long bendy straw, consisting of mostly your ejaculate and "her" feces.
Jane: Hey john, how was your trip to Bangkok?
John: Hey jane, It was wonderful, I met the most beautiful woman there in the clubs, we did all kinds of freaky shit, she even took me into a back alley and introduced me to a "Bangkok mai thai", it was very erotic!
Jane: John, thats fucking disgusting! I didn't even realize you liked transexuals.
John:Transexuals? What are you talking about? She wasn't a dude, she was a high class sexy female from thailand!
Jane: How fucking stupid could you be? Did you even go down on her at all, you know eat her "pussy"?
John: No, she said she had her period, and she was really into aggressive ass play.
Jane: John hate to break it you, but you drink cum and feces out of a dudes ass........
John:Oh my dear god.........(Realzed he had intercourse with a transexual from thailand, dreading the impending HIV test that he is going to now have to take)
by the real hank moody August 10, 2012
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International School Bangkok

One of the most expensive private international schools in Thailand. The annual fee for 7th grade is the same price as your first year in university. The school is not even in Bangkok and the kids who go there only come out of their closed gated community once a month because of the distance. American highschool wannabes with a polo shirt as a uniform despite the tuition fee being millions of baht. Unless your parents are ambassadors or famous thai actors goodluck fitting in.
Hey I’ve never seen you before did you just move to Thailand?

No I have lived here my whole life I just go to International school Bangkok.
by porkfriedrice111 May 17, 2020
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bangkok subway

when you find out she is a he,so you have anal sex instead, even though that was not the plan in the beginning brown town
Dan: How was Bangkok?
Jim: Pretty wild ended up having to pull a Bangkok subway towards the end but it’s a story right?
Dan: I guess
by Bangkok billy June 9, 2018
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Bangkok Broiler

When your asian hooker cooks you rice with nothing but her ass.
If you want a good Bangkok Broiler head on down to my favorite noodle shop called Pho No Look Who At They Let In The Back Door. The ladies are steamin.
by The.Good March 18, 2025
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Bangkok Snowglobe

A sexual act where a Thai Hooker spits a man's semen up into the air after he came, letting it rain down all over herself.
Did you hear about Ryan getting a Bangkok Snowglobe from that ladyboy on Khao San Road? I don't know what you're talking about, it doesn't snow in Bangkok
by AlyssaSakulHouse August 31, 2011
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Bangkok Burrito

A sexual act involving a flesh light filled with diarrhea
I left a surprise Bangkok burrito in his night stand - he’ll never get the smell out of his fleshlight
by anonymous August 31, 2021
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