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Bistek

A nonexistent word originating in the southmost tip of Texas. Beef Steak is thinly sliced meat used on a local cuisine called Tacos. The raza of the region can't pronounce beef steak because they got too much of Mexico in them.....so it comes out as Bistek instead of Beef Steaks.
"Jes sir can you pease give me an order of tacos de bistek"
by @CheVato February 13, 2019
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Bistromathics

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Bistromathics is an extremely powerful addendum to improbability science used to power the ship Bistromath, owned by Fjord modelor Slartibartfast. It operates on a few major factors of suspected values versus actual values of Italian dining. 2 of such values are:

1. The amount of reservations made to an Italian restaurant versus the amount of people that actually show up. Both are entirely arbitrary values completely unrelated to one another.

2. The prices of the food in the menu versus the actual amount paid. The values are also completely arbitray and unrelated with the exception of the fact that they are never the same.
Bistromathics have given rise to incredible new advancements in improbability propulsion.
by Jonathan December 1, 2004
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bisto kid

One who sniffs the air and enjoys the smell of a good bisto fart
"Aah Bisto! ", called a bisto kid as the rotten smell of a bisto fart hit his nasal passage.
by rob Hogarth December 9, 2007
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blisticles

There is a excessive amount of blisters on your balls.
Ouch! I have alot of blisticles on my balls
by KCB Words January 1, 2010
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Blister Flap

The flap of blister skin clipped off after being acquired.
Dude I got a narly blister today. If you eat this "blister flap" that I just clipped off my foot I'll give you twenty bucks."
by tab10us June 28, 2010
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Bistarsual

1. allusion to liking both sexes. Nerd for liking both star trek and star wars(attributed to be mutually exclusive).

2. someone who is turned on by binary star systems(two stars in orbit of each other).

3. so bisexual you see stars(love stuck with both sexes).
1. You like Shatner and Ford? Girl you must be Bistarsual.

2. The dance of the Sirius twins is so erotic!

3. Rachel is so sexy, but her boyfriend... ooh, *bites lip* i can't choose!
by youj ying January 15, 2011
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blistering bag bitch

When you give your money to a friend to buy dope and they end up doing almost all of it and give you a minuet amount to tease you and leaves you with the wants. They are then called "A Blistering Bag Bitch!"
"Hey Duane where's the bag of dope I gave you money for?" "You did it all? " "Is this all that's left? " "You are such a Blistering Bag Bitch!
by Shucky Kunt June 26, 2017
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