Hootie and the Blowfish

the 'ORIGINAL' Pearl Jam

then came The Crash Test Dummies

then came Pearl Jam (who names thei band after cum?)

Pearl Jam are cum gargling faggots.

by Mtv and all 'other' music video channels suck teh cock August 11, 2004

Blobfishporn

Blobfishporn aka Levi, is the coolest, funniest person you'll ever meet.

Hey, have you met blobfishporn?
No I haven't
Dude, you're missing out!!

by Ekiriju April 18, 2021

Blowfish

noun; a girl whos pussy is too ratchet (usually smelling of fish) so she only gives head

1. dudeee Ashley was a total blowfish but she gave good head
2. Susan is such a blowfish

by -tunt cittie January 31, 2017

Blowfish

A defense mechanism used if you're expecting someone to try to rape you in the ass. Eat large amounts of jalapenos the night before so you can shit a seed into his penis giving him an infection. It will be the last time they fuck with you

Morales tried to take these cheeks in the shower yesterday so I gave him the good ole blowfish

by Polar909 May 12, 2020

Stupid Blowfish

When somebody who looks like a fish , gives a guy a blowjob, then does something stupid directly afterwards.

Then they earn the name "

Stupid Blowfish.

OMG ! Braelyn just gave Curtis a blowjob , and then did a face plant on the floor when she got up! Stupid Blowfish !

by DoryBlowfish November 6, 2012

Reverse Blowfish

Sucking in your big fat gut when an attractive female walks by.

Oh no! Here comes Kim. Quick, reverse blowfish.

by Hadu April 18, 2013

sneaky blowfish

The finishing move that can only be delivered in the aftermath of the chili pie.

Only after delivering her the chili pie were the conditions right to flop out the sneaky blowfish.

by Frank and Rob July 12, 2006