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Kelly Blew Book

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.
Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.
by QuacksO January 1, 2020
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You blew it

A statement you say to the Houston Astros when they lose Game 6 of the 2021 World Series.
by iHangMyself! November 26, 2021
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Blew a goo

The act of killing someone or something with a lot of explosives
Bro, did you see how that guy blew a goo on the news today?
by what th January 24, 2022
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blew a cornhole

1) caused by a lack of understanding of Chemistry
2) a state of extreme anger to the extent where words can not convey one's emotions
During their long winded debate over whether hydrogen is a chemical element, the muffin man blew a cornhole.

While working on his chemistry homework, Vladimir became so angry that he blew a cornhole.
by Clicker # 6 May 7, 2011
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It Blew Like The Wind

Used in reference to progress that appeared to have happened effortlessly, even though it may have taken a lot of effort. Similar to "the straw that broke the camel's back."
Did you hear about that guy who went from zero to hero over the summer? It blew like the wind.
by aphoenix2023 September 3, 2023
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blew pork

markex clarkex: i blew pork all over ur moms face
raniel staniel: no u
by soupmaster 69 February 26, 2021
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blew out a candle

what you tell your parents when you hotboxed your basement and at 2. am they come down and check on you they ask why the basement is so smokey.
Mom, we just blew out a candle, it makes a ton of smoke.
by bigboy frank October 1, 2017
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