Greek Blessing

When a Greek Orthodox priest comes over to bless your house, but instead takes a horrendous crap in your bathroom.

The priest totally fooled us and gave us a Greek blessing.

by Pre1982Penny January 21, 2010

marijuana blessing

a way of which cannabis can be consumed

in a cnnabis joint/reefer aka marijuana blessing

by mellon69er January 11, 2009

Portuguese Blessing

A double-fisted spiderman to the Heavens!

Pastor Joe was so emphatic during the sermon, he suddenly stood up and gave everyone a Portuguese Blessing!

by Cbit Y 260 February 24, 2011

dirty blessing

Annoying price of shit that sucks dicks and shoves dildos up his ass while his family watches

U are a dirty blessing

by Hrhebdbrh July 27, 2021

Covid-19 Is a Blessing

The unspoken truth that governments’ stimulus packages in many developed countries delayed the retrenchment of millions of people who were working for businesses that were about to fold up just before the coronavirus pandemic struck.

Thousands of gig workers don’t deny that Covid-19 is a blessing in disguise, because they see the government’s handouts as God’s Favor on them during this pandemic crisis.

by Covido December 29, 2020

jewish blessing

You got no money.............but that's okay, cos you have a gigantic dong

Oh hey Julie......that guy over there? He's dirt poor but I've heard he has a jewish blessing

by JCJ August 8, 2006

man blessing

The act of a man, being a specimen of an extremely high grade of human genetics, bestowing his procreational seed upon a female.

Look at him. He is strong and sexy, he is incredible at Jeopardy, he can dunk a basketball, he is a pilot, and he just founded a software company. I would do anything for him to give me his man blessing.

by aJayBoulder July 2, 2008