bibs for shit eaters

thin paper rings used to line toilet seats in public loos for sanitation, named jokingly.

She came out of the bathroom stall with a bibs for shit eaters around her neck and a brownie stuck in her teeth.

by BabyA December 11, 2005

get your bib on

eating pussy

Hillary demanded foreplay, so I proceeded to "get my bib on."

by O.D. and Stony February 26, 2004

Your best bib and tucker

Your best/smartest cloths.

1) John: "Hey Bill, What's the dress code for the works dinner dance?"

Bill: " Your best bib and tucker mate".

2) " Tommy had is first job interview today, he looked so Handsom all dressed in his best bib and tucker".

by hteb78 August 18, 2017

tye dye lobster bib

a sexual act performed in which the participants smear each other with a concoction of blended fecal matter and seminal fluid (and urine if thats your kind of thing)

Do you know Rick? him and his girlfriend were on shrooms and i guess they tye dye lobster bibbed.

by Charlie, Barker, and rivas. April 3, 2010

Bara i Borås (BIB)

Swedish way of saying “Only in Ohio”. Borås is a Swedish city infamous for being incredibly boring, thus also inhabiting a lot of wierd people.

In Borås we also sing about “Lilla vän om du vore kär i mig.”

- Have you heard about the guy that shoved 13 pencils up his butt?
- sånt händer Bara i Borås (BIB).

by RosaDaimond November 5, 2022

ishkabible (ish-kah-bib-el)

The 5th demention, the place where someone goes when they take hallucinogenics such as dxm,pcp,lsd,extacy,ect.

Jade: did dave come back from ishkabible (ish-kah-bib-el) yet?
Mandy: no, hes still in the corner of his room talking to the squirrels.

by curvball May 14, 2010

ball bibs

Balls or testicles as they are known in some parts of the world Have been known as to Obtained vaginal secretions from a lady slophole, These Undignified Secretions are not only disgusting But can lead to diseases such as stank foot,twitchy lip and Negro Hair.... To solve this issue that has plagued man for centuries Scientists created the ball bib,Scrote Tote,or Nut Nappy as they are known To finally keep such abomination away from The the pure Just And righteous genitalia of the male And free from the Adulterous, Unholy And pretty much proven to be the devil's Roast beef sandwich or female vagina as Liberal science would want you to call It.

Excuse me Whore How much would it cost to dip my chicken in your slop hole, And don't worry about me catching any of your diseases Whore I brought my ball bibs.

by Layla Cox October 26, 2022